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Saturday, 25 February 2023

200+ funnest Hilariously and Creative Compliments to Make You Laugh and Smile"

  1. You have the perfect face for radio.
  2. You're a walking, talking meme.
  3. Your personality is like a breath of fresh air...after someone farts.
  4. You're so charming, I'm pretty sure you could sell a ketchup popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.
  5. Your wit is sharper than a two-edged sword. Or at least a plastic butter knife.
  6. Your sense of humor is as refreshing as a cold shower on a hot day.
  7. You're the kind of person who could make a mime break character.
  8. You're like a ray of sunshine...if that ray of sunshine were really sarcastic and liked to make puns.
  9. You're so funny, even Siri laughs at your jokes.
  10. You have the comedic timing of a seasoned professional...or a really lucky amateur.
  11. You're the funniest person I know, except for that one guy who always forgets his jokes halfway through.
  12. Your humor is so dry, I'm pretty sure it's flammable.
  13. You're the life of the party...even if that party is just you and your cat.
  14. Your jokes are so good, they could make a stone-faced politician crack a smile.
  15. You're like a walking punchline...if the punchline was an awkward silence.
  16. You have the kind of humor that could make a clown cry.
  17. Your wit is like a sword...or maybe more like a spoon. It's definitely sharp, though.
  18. You're so funny, I'm pretty sure you could make a priest laugh during confession.
  19. You have the kind of humor that could make a shark laugh...if sharks could laugh, that is.
  20. You're so funny, you could probably get away with telling a knock-knock joke to Stephen Hawking.
  21. Your humor is so clever, I'm pretty sure it's plotting world domination.
  22. You have the kind of wit that could make a mime scream.
  23. Your jokes are like a fine wine...or maybe more like a cheap beer. They're definitely intoxicating, though.
  24. You're so funny, you could probably make a TSA agent smile during a cavity search.
  25. Your sense of humor is like a boomerang...it always comes back to hit you in the face.
  26. You're the kind of person who could make a zombie laugh...or maybe just bite you.
  27. Your jokes are so good, they could make a nun curse like a sailor.
  28. You're like a walking pun factory...if that factory was staffed entirely by dad jokes.
  29. Your humor is so infectious, I'm pretty sure you could start a pandemic.
  30. You have the kind of humor that could make a mime break character...and then steal your wallet.
  31. You're so funny, you could probably make a cat laugh.
  32. Your wit is so sharp, I'm pretty sure it could cut through a diamond.
  33. You're like a comedian, but without all the annoying fans.
  34. You have the kind of humor that could make a ninja snort milk out of their nose.
  35. Your jokes are like a phoenix...if that phoenix was really bad at flying and had a bad sense of direction.
  36. You're the kind of person who could make a vampire crack a smile...or maybe just suck your blood.
  37. Your humor is like a firework...it's always better when it's unexpected.
  38. You're so funny, you could probably make a mime break character...and then do a bad impression of them.
  39. You're the kind of person who could make a cactus laugh.
  1. Your humor is like a boomerang...it always comes back to hit you in the face.
  2. You're the funniest person I know, except for that one guy who always forgets his jokes halfway through.
  3. You're like a walking stand-up routine, but without the drink minimum.
  4. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a clown cry tears of joy.
  5. You have the kind of humor that could make a zombie die of laughter.
  6. You're so funny, you could make a statue crack a smile.
  7. Your wit is so quick, it's like you have a mental fire extinguisher to put out the flames of stupidity.
  8. You're the kind of person who could make a ghostly apparition giggle.
  9. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a lawyer tell the truth.
  10. You have the kind of humor that could make a librarian snort.
  11. You're so funny, you could make a mime break character and then dance the Macarena.
  12. Your humor is like a Swiss Army knife, it has a tool for every situation.
  13. You're the kind of person who could make a werewolf howl with laughter.
  14. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a robot short circuit.
  15. You have the kind of humor that could make a mermaid laugh until she drowns.
  16. You're so funny, you could make a statue laugh and lose its composure.
  17. Your wit is so sharp, it could cut through steel...or at least a ripe avocado.
  18. You're the kind of person who could make a vampire laugh and forget about sucking your blood.
  19. Your jokes are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get...but they're always delicious.
  20. You have the kind of humor that could make a pirate spit out their rum.
  21. You're so funny, you could make a politician tell the truth.
  22. Your humor is like a trampoline, it's bouncy, fun, and everyone wants to join in.
  23. You're the kind of person who could make a Bigfoot giggle.
  24. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a Sasquatch come out of hiding.
  25. You have the kind of humor that could make a Jedi use the Force to hold in their laughter.
  26. You're so funny, you could make a mime break character and start tap dancing.
  27. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a ninja feel insecure.
  28. You're the kind of person who could make a Loch Ness monster laugh out loud.
  29. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a unicorn snort.
  30. You have the kind of humor that could make a ghost say "Boo-hoo" with tears of laughter.
  31. You're so funny, you could make a superhero drop their cape in laughter.
  32. Your humor is like a jack-in-the-box, it's always unexpected and never fails to bring a smile.
  33. You're the kind of person who could make a dragon breathe fire with laughter.
  34. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a centaur fall off their horse.
  35. You have the kind of humor that could make a wizard laugh so hard they turn their hat sideways.
  36. You're so funny, you could make a mime break character and do the Chicken Dance.
  37. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a samurai's sword look dull.
  38. You're the kind of person who could make a griffin laugh until they shed their feathers. 
   80  Your jokes are so funny, they could make           a sphinx forget the answer to their own               riddle.
  1. You have the kind of humor that could make a genie grant you more wishes just so you can tell more jokes.
  2. You're so funny, you could make a ninja turtle fall out of their shell.
  3. Your humor is like a rollercoaster, it's thrilling, exciting, and always leaves you wanting more.
  4. You're the kind of person who could make a yeti warm up to you with your humor.
  5. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a gargoyle come to life just to laugh.
  6. You have the kind of humor that could make a witch cackle with delight.
  7. You're so funny, you could make a scarecrow jump off his post and do a little jig.
  8. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a knight's armor rattle with laughter.
  9. You're the kind of person who could make a leprechaun give you their pot of gold just for making them laugh.
  10. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a minotaur abandon their labyrinth to hear more.
  11. You have the kind of humor that could make a troll roll over and show you their belly.
  12. You're so funny, you could make a cyborg short-circuit and forget their programming.
  13. Your humor is like a ray of sunshine, it brightens up any room and lifts everyone's spirits.
  14. You're the kind of person who could make a fairy godmother laugh so hard she grants you more than three wishes.
  15. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a dragonfly belly laugh.
  16. You have the kind of humor that could make a unicorn snicker and roll their eyes.
  17. You're so funny, you could make a ghost haunt you just so they can hear more jokes.
  18. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a wizard's wand turn into a rubber chicken.
  19. You're the kind of person who could make a sphinx smile and give you the answer to their riddle.
  20. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a chimera forget what animal parts they're supposed to have.
  21. You have the kind of humor that could make a phoenix stop burning just to hear more jokes.
  22. You're so funny, you could make a genie come out of their lamp just to tell you more jokes.
  23. Your humor is like a magnet, it attracts people towards you and makes them want to hear more.
  24. You're the kind of person who could make a basilisk turn to stone with laughter.
  25. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a satyr dance around the forest.
  26. You have the kind of humor that could make a giant forget how big they are and act like a child.
  27. You're so funny, you could make a banshee laugh instead of wail.
  28. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a vampire forget about their thirst for blood.
  29. You're the kind of person who could make a mermaid come ashore just to hear more jokes.
  30. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a griffin forget how to fly.
  31. You have the kind of humor that could make a werewolf wag their tail instead of howling.
  32. You're so funny, you could make a zombie laugh instead of moan.
  33. Your humor is like a potion, it can make anyone feel better no matter what ails them.
  34. You're the kind of person who could make a goblin forget about their treasure and just enjoy the moment.
  35. You have the kind of humor that could make a centaur stop galloping and just roll on the floor with laughter.
  1. You're so funny, you could make a kraken release its tentacles and clap its hands.
  2. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a giant squid ink itself with laughter.
  3. You're the kind of person who could make a siren stop singing just to hear your jokes.
  4. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a hydra's heads laugh uncontrollably.
  5. You have the kind of humor that could make a basilisk's gaze turn into a smile.
  6. You're so funny, you could make a dragon stop hoarding treasure and share it with you just for making them laugh.
  7. Your humor is like a potion of levity, it lifts the spirits of anyone who hears it.
  8. You're the kind of person who could make a harpy forget about stealing food and just sit down to enjoy your jokes.
  9. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a manticore purr with delight.
  10. You have the kind of humor that could make a cyclops see the humor in things.
  11. You're so funny, you could make a phoenix laugh so hard it bursts into flames (but then reforms, of course).
  12. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a fairy tale prince trade in his sword for a rubber chicken
  13. You're the kind of person who could make a genie use their magic to create a stand-up comedy club just for you.
  14. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a gorgon's snakes hiss with laughter.
  15. You have the kind of humor that could make a unicorn let you ride it just so you can tell more jokes.
  16. You're so funny, you could make a mermaid forget about her singing and start telling jokes with you.
  17. Your humor is like a mirror, it reflects the joy and laughter of everyone around you.
  18. You're the kind of person who could make a leviathan laugh so hard it creates a tidal wave.
  19. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a phoenix rise from the ashes just to hear more.
  20. You have the kind of humor that could make a goblin forget about mischief and just enjoy the humor.
  21. You're so funny, you could make a yeti warm up to you with your humor.
  22. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a dragon's fire breath turn into a stream of confetti.
  23. You're the kind of person who could make a mermaid come ashore just to hear more jokes.
  24. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a griffin forget how to fly.
  25. You have the kind of humor that could make a werewolf wag their tail instead of howling.
  26. You're so funny, you could make a zombie laugh instead of moan.
  27. Your humor is like a potion, it can make anyone feel better no matter what ails them.
  28. You're the kind of person who could make a goblin forget about their treasure and just enjoy the moment.
  29. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a sphinx forget the answer to their own riddle.
  30. You have the kind of humor that could make a genie grant you more wishes just so you can tell more jokes.
  31. You're so funny, you could make a ninja turtle fall out of their shell.
  32. Your humor is like a rollercoaster, it's thrilling, exciting, and always leaves you wanting more.
  33. Your humor is like a treasure chest, it brings out the best in everyone and leaves them feeling rich with laughter.
  1. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a Minotaur stop charging and start chuckling.
  2. You have the kind of humor that could make a fairy queen abdicate her throne just to hear more of your jokes.
  3. You're so funny, you could make a ghost materialize just to laugh with you.
  4. Your humor is like a ray of sunshine, it brightens up everyone's day.
  5. You're the kind of person who could make a giant stop stomping and start giggling.
  6. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a chupacabra forget about its prey and join in on the laughter.
  7. You have the kind of humor that could make a troll put down its club and pick up a rubber chicken instead.
  8. You're so funny, you could make a banshee's wail turn into a giggle.
  9. Your wit is so sharp, it could make a minstrel trade in their lute for a kazoo.
  10. You're the kind of person who could make a faun dance with joy at your jokes.
  11. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a griffin's feathers ruffle with laughter.
  12. You have the kind of humor that could make a sea serpent come ashore just to hear more jokes.
  13. You're so funny, you could make a thunder god forget about their lightning bolts and just clap with laughter.
  14. Your humor is like a bowl of laughter soup, it warms the soul and fills the heart.You're the kind of person who could make a giant squid stop swimming and start cracking up.
  15. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a kraken release its tentacles and give you a hug instead.
  16. You have the kind of humor that could make a satyr stop playing their pipes and start playing a whoopee cushion instead.
  17. You're so funny, you could make a centaur gallop with laughter.
  18. Your humor is like a well-timed punchline, it always delivers a knockout.
  19. You're the kind of person who could make a naga slither with laughter.
  20. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a unicorn's horn bend with mirth.
  21. You have the kind of humor that could make a roc drop its cargo just to hear more jokes.
  22. You're so funny, you could make a hobbit give up second breakfast just to hear your jokes.
  23. Your humor is like a ray of moonlight, it illuminates the darkness and brings out the joy.
  24. You're the kind of person who could make a phoenix stop burning and start laughing.
  25. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a giant forget about the beanstalk and just enjoy the humor.
  26. You have the kind of humor that could make a chimera forget about its flames and just grin with laughter.
  27. You're so funny, you could make a harpy's claws turn into applause.
  28. Your humor is like a hot air balloon, it lifts the spirits and takes you on a joyride.
  29. You're the kind of person who could make a leprechaun give up his gold just to hear more jokes.
  30. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a dragon's roar turn into a belly laugh.
  31. You have the kind of humor that could make a mermaid forget about singing and start telling jokes instead.
  32. You're so funny, you could make a goblin give up pranking just to hear your jokes.
  33. Your humor is like a bouquet of flowers, it brightens up the room and brings a smile to everyone's face.
  34. Your humor is like a treasure chest, it brings out the best in everyone and leaves them feeling rich with laughter.
  1. You're the kind of person who could make a pixie dance with laughter.
  2. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a giantess shrink down to size with giggles.
  3. You have the kind of humor that could make a siren forget about luring sailors and start telling jokes instead.
  4. You're so funny, you could make a basilisk's glare turn into a grin.
  5. Your humor is like a rollercoaster, it takes you on a wild ride of laughter and joy.
  6. You're the kind of person who could make a faerie queen give up her crown just to hear more jokes.
  7. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a manticore purr with delight.
  8. You have the kind of humor that could make a cyclops stop smashing and start laughing.
  9. You're so funny, you could make a gnome give up tinkering just to hear your jokes.
  10. Your humor is like a bucket of water, it douses the flames of stress and brings a refreshing sense of relief.
  11. You're the kind of person who could make a hydra forget about growing heads and start chuckling instead.
  12. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a krampus forget about punishing naughty children and start giving them comic relief instead.
  13. You have the kind of humor that could make a genie grant you more wishes just to hear more of your jokes.
  14. You're so funny, you could make a sphinx forget about riddles and start cracking up.
  15. Your humor is like a magic potion, it enchants the mind and brings out the laughter in everyone.

  1. You're the kind of person who could make a leviathan stop swimming and start laughing.
  2. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a phoenix forget about rising from the ashes and just enjoy the humor.
  3. You have the kind of humor that could make a gremlin forget about causing mischief and just join in on the fun.
  4. You're so funny, you could make a cyclops' eye tear up with laughter.
  5. Your humor is like a summer breeze, it brings a refreshing and lighthearted feeling to everyone around you.
  6. You're the kind of person who could make a chimaera forget about its fearsome reputation and just enjoy the humor.
  7. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a gorgon's snakes curl up with laughter.
  8. You have the kind of humor that could make a phoenix's flames flicker with mirth.
  9. You're so funny, you could make a dragon forget about hoarding treasure and just hoard jokes instead.
  10. Your humor is like a rainbow, it brings a colorful and joyful vibe to any situation.
  11. You're the kind of person who could make a pegasus stop flying and start laughing.
  12. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a yeti's heart melt with laughter.
  13. You have the kind of humor that could make a harpy forget about its sharp talons and just give you a high five instead.
  14. You're so funny, you could make a giant's footsteps lighter with laughter.
  15. Your humor is like a carnival, it brings a sense of fun and playfulness to everyone around you.
  16. You're the kind of person who could make a mermaid forget about her voice and start telling jokes instead.
  17. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a minotaur forget about its maze and just follow you for more laughs.
  18. You have the kind of humor that could make a ghost forget about haunting and just hang around for more jokes.
  19. You're so funny, you could make a satyr forget about playing his pan pipes and just join in on the laughter.
  20. Your humor is like a picnic, it brings people together for a good time and good laughs.
  21. You're the kind of person who could make a unicorn forget about its horn and just nod with agreement to your jokes.
  22. Your jokes are so funny, they could make a sphinx forget about testing people with riddles and just enjoy the humor.
  23. You're so funny, you could make a fairy forget about her wand and just clap with joy.

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